The Virgin Mary Is On My Beer Bottle Cap

Now why the HELL (I know, bad choice of wording) would the virgin Mary come and haunt me in the form of iron oxide, on a beer bottle cap, nonetheless? It made absotively posolutely no sense to me either. I had to seriously do some mental exercises to work this all out in my mind. So I naturally grabbed several rounds of bubbly and sat and thought about it some more. What could this mean!? Eventually, I got like totally hammered and passed out, which is really beside the point. However, I did manage eventually to reclaim my wits enough to work my camera to take this picture.

No, she doesn't have snaggle-teeth. That's part of the Yuengling logo. Now that I look at it a bit closer, it does appear as if she's wearing some really nerdy superhero mask. Does Mary have a sense of humor? YESH .

Consider this: Why doesn't she ever appear somewhere that actually makes sense? You know, unlike in a Chicago underpass as a water stain or on a piece of some lady's burnt toast? Not to mention on a bottle cap of brew. That Mary sure is a zany one.

Oh, and that piece of toast; it eventually sold on ebay for $28,000. Yeah, I'm so selling her on the street to the highest bidder. Sorry Mary. Frankly, it's kind of creepy that you put your face on inanimate objects to begin with. Come on, seriously.


UPDATE: Not to be outdone, Atheist finds Big-Bang on Toast!