I was looking at the site and my A.D.D. kicked in. I dozed off and imagined that one day all of the civilizations of Earth would be wiped out and a couple million of years from now, an extra-terrestrial probe would most likely pay a long overdue visit to our old, lifeless world to scour for a clue of past life. Upon further inspection of a mound of dirt it has collected, it discovers that it has unearthed a copy of this LOL Cat Bible; this being the sole remnant of "civilized society" that once was here on Earth, and the ultimate indelible first glimpse given to them of how we lived and thought.
Anyway, after I got over the fact that there was a fucking wiki devoted to this project, I grew curious what they'd do with the shortest verse in the bible that goes:
"Jesus Wept." - John 11:35
LOL Cat Bible version:
35 Jebus crieded. Not jus litle teers, no. he crieded big teers. Cuz Lolrus was ded an stufs an everywun luved him, even Jebus. Jebus trieded to wipe teers awai wit his pawz but teh teers kept comin an comin and everywun saweded that as dey were emo too. Everywun was emo. Yeh. Srsly. U has an emo too! It's okai, cryin is okay. Everywun can criez. Jebus wepted." John 11:35
Here's John 3:16-17 in KJ Version:
16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
LOL Cat Version:
16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!
I seriously think this is a conspiracy from the moms to inspire me to read the 'good book' in order to get right with Ceiling Cat.
Success.
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