The Hairwash Project and Dissected Toys

The Hairwash Project by a group in Russia:






Step 1: Either wash your own hair or find an unwilling participant to coerce into participating. (Bribe them with a promise to remember to pick them up from daycare or maybe offer three plus square meals a day; but only as a last resort. You might find that you're selling yourself short in your compromise but remember: this is for the sake of art.

Step 2: Take a picture of subject while hair is dry.

Step 3: Take a picture of subject while hair is wet.

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Expect to see these around soon:

Assymetrical sunglasses






I would think that you still get 100% UV protection but only on your right eye and upper left portion of your eyeball. That's a small price to pay for looking retardedly fashionable though.

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Staged fights at Union Square in NY:

So apparently these pseudo Fight Clubs are popping up around New York and one of the places you can most expect to see a fight is at Union Square:

“A number of shirtless, scraped-up men paced the perimeter of the circle, alternately refereeing and answering questions,” Neatorama says. “The rules were simple: find a partner, get in the ring. No face shots, tapping out ends the fight. No settling scores, just fighting for the fun of fighting. No experience or discernible skill required.”

You can 'tap out?' Laaaame.

I kind of prefer this though:

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Human Nest:

Benjamin Verdonck is living in a nest because he fucking can. Enough said.

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Dissected toys:



Yeah, so they look cute. But there are fucking demons inside of those things. God would not approve.

I showed the above pictures of the carnage to my son and he was absolutely fascinated. So much so that it appeared that he, for a moment, lost control of himself. He began displaying some very odd and primitive behavior driven by bloodlust. He demanded Spiderman's head. So anyway, I slowly walked up and pried the battle axe from his clenched fingers and thought that we ought to acquiesce his request. I never really liked the cut of his jib anyway.




If you still need more convincing that this was his idea, take a look at exhibit A:







I felt a littl
e bad because I'm sure there is a child out there that REALLY wants this annoying dancing, singing Spiderman toy. But then I thought that perhaps this hypothetical child was a self-centered, bastard with an inflated sense of importance. But I then even if I did give it away---what about the parents? No one should be subjected to this torture in the form of suck. So we decided it was in the best interest of all humanity to go forward with this.






So speshul.