In 1997, Kleberg County Commissioners unanimously voted to adopt "heaven-o" as the official greeting of the county instead of "hello".[3] Kleberg County residents are now encouraged to use "heaven-o" to acknowledge one another. The reason cited for the change was the fact that hello contains the word hell, even though it is not etymologically related. [link to story]
...and that's pretty much all I wanted to mention. I Snopes dot com'ed that shit, too. Nothing.
The Onion. We're living in the fucking Onion!
Eek.
