You know, I try to keep an open mind about there being a god, but I always say there there ought to be some sort of visual proof to verify his existence if he seriously wants us rational ones to believe. I have always thought that FSM (His holiness with the noodly appendages; Flying Spaghetti Monster) ought to reveal himself in a very real way. A way that could irrefutably prove that He is out there, watching over his flock. Just like an answer to prayer, He revealed himself, reminding us that He is out there.
But what's this? I think the above photo is enough proof for me to be content in my belief. I want to print out this picture and say 'in your face' to about everyone I know, but then I'm reminded of "I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject."
Eh, whatever. To all of you sayers of "Nay" who have ever doubted His existence: IN YO FACE!
The rest of "The Preferences" can be found here.
For those still in the dark about His Noodly Goodness, see:
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