Mommy! Jimmy Wont Let Me Play!

I'm not a big gamer, but this was way too good not to mention.

So, the creators of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas are getting sued by the city of Los Angeles for misrepresenting the rating of their game after it was discovered that there was hidden content in the game that actually let millions of 17 and 18 year olds score; most for the first time probably ever.

I mean, it's already enough pressure to 'perform' well, but now there is like a fucking "excitement meter" to let you know how horribly wrong you're doing it. You ought to just renounce your sexuality and live a life of celibacy if you screw that up. If you can't please your XBox, how are you going to please a real woman's box? There's already enough pressure without having to be scored on your scoring. At least they have instructions, which I consider cheating, but yeah--I'm shutting up. A picture is worth a thousand, Oh Yes Daddy, Spank Me's.

You know you're dying to see the clips. You perv, you. (The clips are hilarious by the way).
GTA: San Andreas [Opens in New Window]